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Orchestra Drummer

 

A musical director was having a lot of hassle with one drummer. He talked and talked and talked with the drummer, but his performance simply didn't improve.

Finally, before the whole orchestra, he said, "When a musician just can't handle his instrument and doesn't improve when given help, they take away the instrument, and give him two sticks, and make him a drummer".

A stage whisper was heard by the musicians: "And if he can't even handle that, they take away one of his sticks and make him a conductor".

Quotes for Today:

The word 'Listen' contains the same letters as the word 'Silent'.
 


The years teach what the days never know.
Ralph Waldo Emerson 


There are no short cuts to any place worth going.
 


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This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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