Tuesday 11th December 2018 - 20:01:02 

Osama Bin Laden Meets A Female Genie Of The Lamp

 

Osama Bin Laden was crossing an old bomb site, kicked some left over debris and found an tarnished brass lamp. Would you believe he rubbed the lamp and Lo' and behold a female genie appeared.

" How may I serve you, Master" she inquired?

Osama was not impressed. "Don't need anything from a female" he said.

"But Master, I have to grant you a wish or I will be forever banished and be confined in the lamp! Please!! Isn't there something I can get you"?

"All right!", snapped Osama., "tomorrow morning, I want to find three American women in bed with me, ready to do what they do best! Now, get lost"!!!

"Your wish is my command" said the genie and she disappeared; making no sound and not even a flash!

The next morning when Osama woke up, he had Lorena Bobbit, Tonya Harding and Hillary Clinton in bed with him; his penis was gone, his leg was broken and he had no Medical Insurance.

Quotes for Today:

A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle.
 


A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
Paul Erdos (1913-1996) 


A morning without coffee is like something without something else.
 

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