Osama Bin Laden Meets A Female Genie Of The Lamp
" How may I serve you, Master" she inquired?
Osama was not impressed. "Don't need anything from a female" he said.
"But Master, I have to grant you a wish or I will be forever banished and be confined in the lamp! Please!! Isn't there something I can get you"?
"All right!", snapped Osama., "tomorrow morning, I want to find three American women in bed with me, ready to do what they do best! Now, get lost"!!!
"Your wish is my command" said the genie and she disappeared; making no sound and not even a flash!
The next morning when Osama woke up, he had Lorena Bobbit, Tonya Harding and Hillary Clinton in bed with him; his penis was gone, his leg was broken and he had no Medical Insurance.