Thursday 16th August 2018 - 07:59:10 

Paddy And The Texan

 

A Texan walk in a bar in Ireland, asks the bartender for a beer and then turns around and says "I have $100 US money for anyone in here who can drink 10 Guinness back to back non stop".

No one answers him and Paddy gets up and walks out. So the Texan sits down to his beer with a smile on his face.

About 30 minutes later the Paddy comes back and walks up to the Texan and asks him "is that offer still good"?

The Texan say "Sure" then jumps up and orders 10 Guinness for Paddy.

Paddy starts knocking them back one after the other all the way down.

As the Texan is standing their counting out the money he asks "I just got to know where did ya go for that 30 minutes you left"?

Paddy looks at him and says "Oh I went to the pub down the road to see if I could do it first".

Quotes for Today:

I always look for a woman who has a tattoo. I see a woman with a tattoo and I'm thinking, okay, here's a gal who's capable of making a decision she'll regret in the future.
Richard Jeni  


I always turn to the sports page first. The sports page records people's accomplishments; the front page nothing but man's failure.
Chief Justice Earl Warren 


I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.
 

This can save your bacon

¯\_(ツ)_/¯




The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

Fuelled by: CodeIgniter - ver: 3.1.9  Debug: 54.80.208.105 / 787,160Mb / 07:59:10 / 200 / No Errors