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Sunday 1st October 2023 - 03:38:54 

Paddy Buying Flowers

 

Paddy goes into a florist and says, I would like to buy a bunch of flowers for my girlfriend.

The florist looked at him and said, "Certainly Sir, what is it you're after"?

Paddy replies...

"A shag"



Contributor: Howard

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