Saturday 13th August 2022 - 16:36:38 

Paddy Murphy Walks Ino His Local


Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp.

"What happened to you" asks Sean, the bartender?

"Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight", says Paddy.

"That little shit, O'Conner", says Sean, "He couldn't do that to you, he must have had something in his hand".

"That he did,"says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it".

"Well", says Sean, "you should have defended yourself, didn't you have something in your hand"?

"That I did " said Paddy. "Mrs.O'Conner's breast and a thing of beauty it was, but useless in a fight"!

Quotes for Today:

Opportunity comes but does not linger.
Nepalese proverb 

Pay Your Taxes With A Smile - I tried ... but the lady said, 'Cash Only'

People There are three kinds of people: Those who make things happen, Those who watch things happen, and Those who don't know what the hell is happening!

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

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Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

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