Saturday 18th August 2018 - 22:51:46 

Paddy Murphy's Wife Was Having A Baby

 

Paddy had been waiting patiently for two hours in the the maternity hospital. Eventually he picked up the internal phone and called the doctor saying, "Hello, this is Paddy Murphy. What's the latest news on my wife"?

The doctor answered, "You're the father of a fine baby boy but hold on because it's not all over yet".

After about a half hour, Paddy called the doctor back and asked, "Hello, this is Paddy Murphy. What's the news on my wife"?

The doctor answered, "You're the father of twins, a boy and a girl but hold on because it's not all over yet".

After another half hour, Paddy called back and asked, "Hello, this is Paddy Murphy, what's the latest news"?

The doctor answered, "You're the father of triplets - two boys and a girl. It's not all over yet but it's slowing down, so why don't you go get something to eat; I'll be here all night".

So Paddy went to a pub and got himself six shots of good Irish whiskey which he washed down with six pints of Guinness. He then went over to the phone, somewhat unsteadily and called the doctor at the hospital - or thought he did.

Actually Paddy misdialed and got the local cricket club instead. Paddy asked, "Hello, this is Paddy Murphy, what's the news on my wife"?

The voice on the other end of the line replied, "All out for a hundred and one and the last one out was a duck".

Quotes for Today:

Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
 


Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age. Nothing does - except wrinkles. It's true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
Abigail Van Buren (1918 - ), 1978 


Wisdom is knowing what to do next. Skill is knowing how to do it. Virtue is doing it.
Thomas Jefferson 

This can save your bacon

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