Thursday 22nd November 2018 - 00:37:42 

Paddy Visits The Antiques Road Show

 

Paddy took 2 stuffed dogs to the Antiques Road show.

"Ooh", said the presenter. "This is a very rare set produced by the celebrated Johns Brothers - taxidermists who operated in London at the turn of the last century. Do you have any idea what they would fetch if they were in good condition?"

"Sticks".. said Paddy.

Quotes for Today:

The more you have the less you show, the less you have the more you show.
 


The only stupid question is the question you don't ask.
 


The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief.” ~
William Shakespeare, Othello 

This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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