Thursday 19th July 2018 - 20:43:55 

Pauline's Knickers

 

Friends are like knickers

for Smartphone users who may not able to see the image:
Friends are like knickers.
Some crawl up your arse
some snap under pressure
some don't have the strength to hold you up
some get a little twisted
some are your favourite
some you can see right thru
some are cheap and just plain nasty
and some actually cover your arse when you need them to.
Some you just hang out to dry
....TRUE STORY xx

This can save your bacon
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Quotes for Today:

He that will make a good use of any part of his life must allow a large part of it to recreation.
John Locke  


He used statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts; for support rather than illumination.
Andrew Lang (1844-1912) 


Hindsight is an exact science.
 





The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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