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Tuesday 26th May 2020 - 01:06:47 

Pay Rise

 

One Wednesday Martin demanded of his boss, "I must have a pay rise. You should realise there are three other companies after me".

"Really" replied Martin's boss, "And who might these companies be"?

"Southern Electricity, British Gas and British Telecom", answered Martin.

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