Thursday 22nd November 2018 - 03:37:25 

Perhaps Your Only Chance

 

Perhaps your only chance
Becoming a donor is perhaps your only chance to get inside her :)

This can save your bacon
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Quotes for Today:

Archaeologists have finally come up with an explanation as to why man eventually began walking upright. To free up their hands for masturbation.
 


Archaeologists have finally come up with an explanation as to why man eventually began walking upright. To free up their hands for masturbation.
 


Arguing on the Internet is like running in the Special Olympics, even if you win you're still retarded
 





The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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