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Pick Up Line?

 

I will never forget this - I was in a bar one night with some of my girl friends.

If you have ever been in a bar, you know the bartender is always washing glasses, their hands are always wet. Consequently, when I ordered and paid for a drink, the change (which included several dollar bills) was all wet.

I kind of liked the bartender and was flirting and kidding around with him. The next time I ordered and was going to pay for my drink, I said jokingly, "This money is all wet, is it still good"?

He said, "Would you be good if you were wet"?

Quotes for Today:

Women are like elephants. Everyone likes to look at them but no-one likes to have to keep one
 


Women don't try as hard as men during sex; after all, they don't fall asleep afterwards.
 


Women will never be equal to men Until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
 


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This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

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