Wednesday 26th September 2018 - 02:19:06 

Picky Lady Shopping At Tesco For Fresh Fruit

 

A picky lady customer at Tesco's fruit department watches as a new delivery of fresh fruit is delivered. "Give me two kilo of oranges and wrap every orange in a separate piece of paper, please", the picky lady says to the saleslady.

Silently the sales lady serves the picky customer.

"And three kilo of apples, please, and wrap each and every one in a separate piece of paper, too".

Gritting her teeth, the saleslady once again obliges the picky customer.

"And what is that over there", the picky customer says as she points to a basket in the corner.

"Grapes", says the saleslady with a big grin on her face, "but they are not for sale"!

Quotes for Today:

When women kiss it always reminds me of prize fighter shaking hands.
 


Whenever you are depressed and think that you've lost, remember you are the same sperm that once won the battle To survive among millions of your kind.
 


Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
 

This can save your bacon

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