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Piracy Is Not Theft

 

Piracy vs theft



Not too long ago, a large seminar was held for ministers and reverends in training.

Among the facilitators were many well-known motivational speakers. One such speaker boldly approached the pulpit and, gathering the entire crowd's attention, said, "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of of a woman who wasn't my wife"!

The crowd was shocked!

He followed up by saying, "That woman was my mother"!

The crowd burst into laughter and he gave his speech, which was well received.

About a week later, one of the ministers who had attended the seminar decided to use that joke in his sermon. As he shyly approached the pulpit one sunny Sunday, he tried to rehearse the joke in his head. It was a bit foggy to him.

Getting to the microphone he said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife"!

His congregation sat shocked, murmuring.

After standing there for almost 10 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the pastor finally blurted out "... and I can't remember who she was"!

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Moral of the story: Don't copy if you can't paste

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Quotes for Today:

Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
A. L. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)  


Discipline is remembering what you want.
David Campbell 


Do everything you can to be a happy person, right now. If you think you can grouse today and then be happy someday... in the future, I'm here to tell you that happiness just doesn't work that way. Putting off happiness until 'someday' lasts forever.
 


The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

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