Wednesday 21st November 2018 - 04:28:36 

Please Forward This To 10 Friends And...

 

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A true friend is a work of heart.

To all my friends and relatives who have sent me 'best wishes', 'chain letters', 'angel letters' or other promises of good luck,


NONE OF THAT SHIT WORKED


Could you please send cash, vodka, chocolate, Italian food, wine or airline tickets instead?

Thankyou

This can save your bacon
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Quotes for Today:

Perfection is an ongoing process. There is only one constant: - change!
 


Piece of Pith:
If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: ? Take two aspirin' and ?keep away from children'.
 


Piece of Pith:
Old people love to give good advice to console themselves for no longer being able to set a bad example.'
La Rochefoucald  





The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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