Pleasure Is A Mental State

 

A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental state, and that many people overlook the things they already have.

He explains, "A man who has developed a true sense of appreciation can enjoy a good bowel movement as much as having sexual intercourse."

A student stands up and says, "Professor, either you don't know how to fuck, or I don't know how to shit."

Quotes for Today:

The covers of this book are too far apart.
Ambrose Bierce (1842-1913) 


The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.
George Deukmejian  


The Fifth Law of Pipes: The outside diameter must exceed the inside diameter; otherwise the hole will be on the outside of the pipe.
 

This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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