Thursday 30th June 2022 - 13:46:23 

Poetry Or Prose?


The third grade teacher was teaching English and repeated for her class,

"Mary had a little lamb,
whose fleece was white as snow,
and everywhere that Mary went,
the lamb was sure to go".

She explained that this was an example of poetry, but could be changed to prose by changing
the last line from "the lamb was sure to go" to "the lamb went with her".

A few days later she asked for an example of poetry or prose.

Little Johnny raised his hand and recited,

"Mary had a little
pig, an ornery little runt,
he stuck his nose in Mary's
clothes, and smelled her little--"

He stopped and asked the teacher if she wanted poetry or prose.

"Prose"! the teacher said weakly.

So Johnny said, "Asshole".

Quotes for Today:

I am not young enough to know everything.
Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) 

I deserve someone who likes me for who I am pretending to be.
Arj Barker  

I do know everything, just not all at once. It's a virtual memory problem.

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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