Thursday 19th July 2018 - 20:08:12 

Political Aphorisms

 

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.
~ Jay Leno


The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
~ Henry Cate, VII


We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
~ Aesop


If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the Union speeches, there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven.
~ Will Rogers


Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
~ Nikita Khrushchev


When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
~Clarence Darrow


Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you.
~ Author unknown


Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.
~ John Quinton


Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
~Oscar Ameringer


I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.
~ Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952


A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
~ Tex Guinan


I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
~Charles de Gaulle


Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
~Doug Larson


There ought to be one day -- just one -- when there is open season on Congressmen.
~Will Rogers

Quotes for Today:

Success is the ability to go from one failure to the next without any loss of enthusiasm.
 


Successful people are not gifted; they just work hard, then succeed on purpose.
G.K. Nielson  


Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.........
 

This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

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