Tuesday 25th September 2018 - 21:44:09 

Politically Incorrect

 

Definintion: **PI** - Politically Incorrect


A [ **PI** countryman goes here ] dies and goes to Heaven. .....

He knocks on the Pearly Gates and St. Peter opens them. ....

"Yes?", asks St. Peter. .

"I am here for Jesus", says the guy from the [ the **PI** country ].

St Peter turns around and shouts, "Jesus, your taxi's here".



Another one from: Howard

Quotes for Today:

I still really miss my ex but my aim is getting better
 


I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
Thomas Watson (1874-1956), Chairman of IBM, 1943 


I used to be Snow White... but I drifted
 

This can save your bacon

¯\_(ツ)_/¯




The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

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