Tuesday 11th December 2018 - 00:20:15 

Politician Telling The Truth

 

The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened intently, and after a moment his face brightened.

When he hung up, he immediately phoned his mother to tell her the good news.

"Ma," he shouted, "the results are in. I won the election!"

"Honestly?"

The politician's smiled faded. "Aw, heck, Ma, why bring that up at a time like this?"

Quotes for Today:

To speak ill of others is a dishonest way of praising ourselves...let us be above such transparent egotism
Will Durant 


Today, give a stranger one of your smiles. It might be the only sunshine he sees all day.
H. Jackson Brown, Jr. 


Toe: A part of the foot used to find furniture in the dark. --
Rilla May  

This can save your bacon

¯\_(ツ)_/¯




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