Sunday 23rd September 2018 - 23:36:15 

Ponderism-117

 

1: Notice at Church
Do not leave your mobile, purses, wallets, hand-bags, girlfriends unattended; others
may think it is an answer to their prayers.

2: Who is a Psychiatrist?
Is a qualified person who gives you an expensive and critical analysis about yourself, to which your spouse also gives it to you for free & daily too!

3: Scotch is a brilliant Invention.
One double and you start feeling single again.

4: Global recession and financial crisis have become so critical and serious now-a-days that...
The majority of men have started loving their own wives!

5: No matter how many times the Teeth bite the Tongue….
The tongue still stays together with the teeth in the mouth; that is the Spirit of ' Forgiveness '!




Contributor: jlo

Quotes for Today:

Search for the positive and you shall find it. Search for the negative and you shall find it. You will always find and often become what you are searching for.
 


Seasonal Greetings
 


Sign in a Chinese Pet Store: 'Buy one dog, get one flea...'
 

This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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