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Ponderism - Asteroids And Dinosaurs

 

Asteroids and Dinosaurs

This can save your bacon
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Quotes for Today:

If you lend someone £20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth the £20.
 


If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
Dorothy Parker  


If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing  




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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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