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Tuesday 6th June 2023 - 16:44:17 

Ponderism - Heart Vs Brain

 

Im going to have to start following my brain. My heart is clearly an idiot

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Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.


AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself
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Quotes for Today:

If you have never made a mistake, then you have never done anything of significance.
 


If you have something to say, raise your hand ... and place it over your mouth
 


If you lend someone £20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth the £20.
 


The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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