Monday 24th September 2018 - 07:05:55 

Ponderisms - The Best Nineteen

 

  1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

  2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list.

  3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

  4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

  5. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

  6. War does not determine who is right - only who is left..

  7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit Salad.

  8. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

  9. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

  10. In filling out an application, where it says, 'In case of emergency, Notify:' I put 'DOCTOR.

  11. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

  12. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

  13. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.

  14. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

  15. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

  16. You're never too old to learn something stupid.

  17. I'm supposed to respect my elders, but its getting harder and harder for me to find one now.

  18. if stupidity got us into this mess,why can't it get us out? - Will Rogers

  19. "We are lucky we don't get as much Government as we pay for." Will Rogers


Quotes for Today:

I have noticed even people who claim everything is redestined and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road.
S.Hawking 


I have recently realised that there is a case of 'You can take the Farang out of Sukhumvit, but you can't take Sukhumvit out of the Farang'
 


I intend to live forever. So far, so good ! :-)
 

This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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