Ponderisms Version: 003
We do precision guesswork
Relax, it’s only ones & zeros
Guilt … the gift that keeps on giving
I tried to think but nothing happened
I’m not tense, just terribly, terribly alert
Budget: A method for going broke methodically
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive
Vacation is something you take when you can’t take what you’ve been taking any longer
When I met my wife I knew she was "Miss Right" … I didn’t know her 1st name was "Always"
My New Years Resolutions were giving up drinking, smoking & flirting … worst 10 minutes of my life
Show me a man with his head held high & I’ll show you a man having trouble with his bifocals
The reason there are 2 senators for each state is so that 1 can be the designated driver
"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud." "Yes sir, it’s fresh ground."
You’re only young once but you can be immature forever
What do you call a sleepwalking nun? Roamin’ Catholic