Poposal for the New Emblem

Monday 13th July 2020 - 14:56:14

Helen Clark today announced that she is changing our emblem from a black fern to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

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Quotes for Today:: Beauty is equal parts flesh and imagination: we imbue it with our dreams, saturate it with our longings.
Nancy Etcoff, Survival of the Prettiest; Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin; Before eating the elephant one bite at a time, one must first get it out of the oven and onto the plate.

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself
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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

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Poposal For The New Emblem