Precautions Before Sex
I was fooling around with a girl on her sofa after meeting her in a night club.
She said, "Wait! We need to take some precautions, what if I get pregnant"?
Being the male chauvinist person that I am, I quickly replied, "I'm way ahead of you, I gave you a fake number".
And the girl responded...
I was fooling around with a girl on her sofa after meeting her in a night club.
We were both getting very hot and she said, "I only believe in sex after marriage".
I said, "OK, phone me when you have a husband".
I was fooling around with a girl on her sofa after meeting her in a night club.
"Let's go up to the bedroom" she whispered
"No" I whispered back "My wife's up there"
I was fooling around with a girl on her sofa after meeting her in a night club.
I noticed she was rubbing her pussy with liquorice.
Apparently it's the only way she can orgasm.
It takes allsorts I suppose.
I was fooling around with a girl on her sofa after meeting her in a night club.
I said, "This is where the magic all happens, babe".
She said, "Oh really? I'm getting excited now".
So I said, "Yes. Pick a card..."
I was fooling around with a girl on her sofa after meeting her in a night club.
She said to me, "How far do you want to go with me"?
I said, "I'll walk you to the fish-shop round the corner, but then I'm going back home".
I was fooling around with a girl on her sofa after meeting her in a night club.
I fell fast asleep straight away...
I think i gave her the wrong drink :(
She said, "Wait! We need to take some precautions, what if I get pregnant"?
Being the male chauvinist person that I am, I quickly replied, "I'm way ahead of you, I gave you a fake number".
And the girl responded...
I was fooling around with a girl on her sofa after meeting her in a night club.
We were both getting very hot and she said, "I only believe in sex after marriage".
I said, "OK, phone me when you have a husband".
I was fooling around with a girl on her sofa after meeting her in a night club.
"Let's go up to the bedroom" she whispered
"No" I whispered back "My wife's up there"
I was fooling around with a girl on her sofa after meeting her in a night club.
I noticed she was rubbing her pussy with liquorice.
Apparently it's the only way she can orgasm.
It takes allsorts I suppose.
I was fooling around with a girl on her sofa after meeting her in a night club.
I said, "This is where the magic all happens, babe".
She said, "Oh really? I'm getting excited now".
So I said, "Yes. Pick a card..."
I was fooling around with a girl on her sofa after meeting her in a night club.
She said to me, "How far do you want to go with me"?
I said, "I'll walk you to the fish-shop round the corner, but then I'm going back home".
I was fooling around with a girl on her sofa after meeting her in a night club.
I fell fast asleep straight away...
I think i gave her the wrong drink :(