Prostatectomy

Wednesday 20th February 2019 - 05:40:15

A man elects to have a prostatectomy (removal of the prostate) and asks the surgeon to try to spare the nerves that produce an erection.

Well, he goes into surgery and wakes up in the recovery room and sees his doctor.

Man: So how did it go?

Doctor: I've got good news and bad news.

Man: Give me the good news first.

Doctor: We were able to save the nerves.

Man: That's great news! What's the bad news?

Doctor: They're under your pillow.

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