The Fastest Joke Site on the Web
Content precedes design.
Design in the absence of content is not design, it's decoration.

Proverbs - According To 6year Olds

 

Mary taught first grade. She had a class of twenty-five adorable 6yr olds. One day Mary gave each child the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to write in the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. While reading the results, keep in mind that these are only first graders, just 6 years olds.

No news is............................impossible.

Love all, trust....................... me.

An idle mind is........................the best way to relax.

Strike while the.......................bug is close.

Better late than.......................pregnant.

A penny saved is...................... not much.

Don't change horses....................until they stop running.

A miss is as good as a ................... Mr.

Happy is the bride who......................gets all the presents.

Two's company, three's....................... the Musketeers.

Don't bite the hand that...................... looks dirty.

It’s always darkest before......................Daylight Saving Time.

There are none so blind as .................... Stevie Wonder.

Where there's smoke there's ................... pollution.

The pen is mightier than the..................... pigs.

If at first you don't succeed...................... get new batteries.

When the blind lead the blind .................... get out of the way!

Children should be seen and not ..................spanked or grounded.

You can't teach an old dog new .............. ....math.

Don't put off till tomorrow what.................... you put on to go to bed.

Quotes for Today:

When life hands u lemons, ask for Tequilla and salt!!
 


When the going gets tough, the tough gets going.
 


When the sun comes up, I have morals again
Elayne Boosler 


¯\_(ツ)_/¯     ¯\_(ツ)_/¯




This can save your bacon

¯\_(ツ)_/¯



The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

Fuelled by: CodeIgniter - ver: 3.1.5  Debug: 54.80.169.119 / 754,384Mb / 08:54:30 / 200 / No Errors