Tuesday 28th January 2020 - 01:36:49 

Selected Quotations

Famous & Inspirational Quotes

  • If you don't risk anything you risk even more.
    Erica Jong 

  • If you have never made a mistake, then you have never done anything of significance.

  • If you have something to say, raise your hand ... and place it over your mouth

  • If you lend someone £20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth the £20.

  • If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
    Dorothy Parker  

  • If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
    Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing  

  • If you wish to travel far and fast, travel light. Take off all your envies, jealousies, unforgiveness, selfishness and fears.
    Glenn Clark 

  • If you've got nothing nice to say, what the hell is wrong with you!?!

  • Impossible is just someone's opinion

  • Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings'.

  • In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.
    Jan L.A. van de Snepscheut 

  • Interesting - I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray. Seymoure Cray (1925-1996) said when he was told that Apple Inc. had recently bought a Cray supercomputer to help them design the next Mac.
    Seymoure Cray (1925-1996) 

  • Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?

  • It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.

  • It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.
    Albert Einstein (1879-1955)  

  • It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.
    William Blake (1757-1827) 

  • It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.

  • It is not the employer who pays the wages. Employers only handle the money. It is the customer who pays the wages.
    Henry Ford, US industrialist (1863-1947) 

  • It is not what they say about you, it’s what they whisper.

  • It is not what you say you are, but what you do that defines you.

  • It is one of the most beautiful compensations of life, that no man can sincerely try to help another without helping himself
    Ralph Waldo Emerson  

  • It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown... and fewer still to ignore someone completely.

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Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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