Tuesday 28th January 2020 - 02:57:11 

Selected Quotations

Famous & Inspirational Quotes

  • It's not so much how busy you are, but why you are busy. The bee is praised; the mosquito is swatted.
    Catherine O'Hara  

  • It's not the pace of life that concerns me, it's the sudden stop at the end.

  • Just remember boys and girls, these are the good ole' days.

  • Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you too can become great.
    Mark Twain 

  • Keep smiling - it makes people wonder what you’ve been up to.” ~
    Author Unknown 

  • Life deals you a hand, play it the best you can. If you cant win with whats been given, you've gotta bluff it!

  • Life is a comedy to those who think, and a tragedy for those who feel.

  • Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we are here we might as well dance

  • Life must be dedicated to a destiny, in order to have a meaning.
    Jose Ortega Y Gasset 

  • Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, martini in one hand, hamburger in the other, body used up, worn out and screaming GERONIMO! What a Ride!

  • Lost on the internet? You are Here -->

  • Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

  • Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra. Suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night the ice weasles come.

  • Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

  • Men are like Snowstorms; You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

  • Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable.
    Johann von Goethe 

  • More technology is not the answer. It is the problem.

  • My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

  • My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

  • Needing a man is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.

  • Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.

  • Nice guys never finish anything; they are too busy worrying about who they will offend.

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Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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