Sunday 19th January 2020 - 15:34:54 

Selected Quotations

Famous & Inspirational Quotes

  • Nine out of ten people think they are above average. The rest are in therapy.

  • Not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing!

  • Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
    Sir James M. Barrie  

  • Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

  • O' wad some god the gif tae gi us, tae see ourselves as others see us

  • Old programmers never die, they just parse away.

  • One day, my ship will come. And with my luck, I'll be waiting at the airport!

  • One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.

  • One way to keep momentum going is to constantly have greater goals.
    Michael Korda  

  • Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.
    Alex Levine, author 

  • Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
    Albert Einstein 

  • Opportunity comes but does not linger.
    Nepalese proverb 

  • Pay Your Taxes With A Smile - I tried ... but the lady said, 'Cash Only'

  • People There are three kinds of people: Those who make things happen, Those who watch things happen, and Those who don't know what the hell is happening!

  • Perfection is an ongoing process. There is only one constant: - change!

  • Piece of Pith:
    If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: ? Take two aspirin' and ?keep away from children'.

  • Piece of Pith:
    Old people love to give good advice to console themselves for no longer being able to set a bad example.'
    La Rochefoucald  

  • Poor is the pupil who does not surpass his master.
    Leonardo da Vinci 

  • Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long.
    Ogden Nash 

  • Prosperity is living easily and happily in the real world, whether you have money or not.
    Jerry Gellis  

  • Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

  • Quitters never win, winners never quit.

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Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

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