Thursday 16th July 2020 - 08:16:17 

Selected Quotations

Famous & Inspirational Quotes

  • Random Thought #46 The tip of a 2cm long hour-hand on a wristwatch travels at 0.00000275 mph.

  • Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
    Albert Einstein 

  • Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

  • Remember, people move in the direction of praise, while criticism usually doesn't produce much movement at all, except away from the critic.

  • Search for the positive and you shall find it. Search for the negative and you shall find it. You will always find and often become what you are searching for.

  • Seasonal Greetings

  • Sign in a Chinese Pet Store: 'Buy one dog, get one flea...'

  • Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together; that at length they may emerge, full-formed and majestic, into the delights of life, which they are thenceforth to rule.
    Thomas Carlyle 

  • Sincerity is everything. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
    George Burns  

  • Smoking helps you lose weight ... one lung at a time!

  • Software is like SEX it’s better when it’s FREE
    Linus Torvald 

  • Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

  • Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

  • Sometimes I drink my whiskey neat. Other times I take my tie off and leave my shirt out.

  • Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!
    Conan O'Brien 

  • Strange how much you've got to know before you know how little you know.

  • Success in life is a matter not so much of talent or opportunity as of concentration and perseverance.
    C. W. Wendte  

  • Success is the ability to go from one failure to the next without any loss of enthusiasm.

  • Successful people are not gifted; they just work hard, then succeed on purpose.
    G.K. Nielson  

  • Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.........

  • Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.

  • Take my hand and walk along with me, not ahead of me; otherwise I may not follow you.

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Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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