Tuesday 22nd October 2019 - 06:39:47 

Selected Quotations

Famous & Inspirational Quotes

  • All travel has its advantages. If the traveller visits better countries, he may learn to improve his own; and if fortune carries him to worse, he may learn to enjoy his own.
    Samuel Johnson  

  • All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
     

  • Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.
    Martin Golding (citation tnx to chads2k2) 

  • Always remember to be happy because you never know who’s falling in love with your smile.
    Author Unknown 

  • Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
     

  • And God said 'Let there be light'. But then the program crashed because he was trying to access the 'light' property of a NULL universe pointer.
     

  • And remember...
    Any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 per cent probability you'll get it wrong.
     

  • Answer: Number 3 pencils and quadrille pads.
    Question: What CAD tools he used to design the Cray I supercomputer
    Seymoure Cray (1925-1996)  

  • Archaeologists have finally come up with an explanation as to why man eventually began walking upright. To free up their hands for masturbation.
     

  • Archaeologists have finally come up with an explanation as to why man eventually began walking upright. To free up their hands for masturbation.
     

  • Arguing on the Internet is like running in the Special Olympics, even if you win you're still retarded
     

  • At the party last night, i asked every husband to go stand next to the person who made his life worth living... the bartender was almost crushed to death. :)
     

  • At the party last night, i asked every husband to go stand next to the person who made his life worth living... the bartender was almost crushed to death. :)
     

  • Bart, just remember, trying is the first step to failure.
    Homer Simpson 

  • Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.
     

  • Beauty is equal parts flesh and imagination: we imbue it with our dreams, saturate it with our longings.
    Nancy Etcoff, Survival of the Prettiest 

  • Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
    Benjamin Franklin 

  • Before eating the elephant one bite at a time, one must first get it out of the oven and onto the plate.
     

  • BeSt ThInGs iN LiFe, aRe NoT tHiNgS.
     

  • Better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you`re stupid rather than open your mouth and prove it!!
     

  • Blind Faith in Bad Leaders is not Patriotism.
     

  • Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever
     




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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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