Saturday 23rd November 2019 - 03:40:42 

Selected Quotations

Famous & Inspirational Quotes

  • There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
    Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977  

  • There is something that is much more scarce, something finer far, something rarer than ability. It is the ability to recognize ability.
    Elbert Hubbard 

  • THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD! Right now, as you read this, 17 Million people are having SEX!!! And look at you - you're on the computer!!
     

  • Those who never win and never quit are idiots.
     

  • Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug.
    Jon Lithgow 

  • To be wronged is nothing unless you remember it.
    Confucious (Kong Fu-Zi) 

  • To get Maximum Enjoyment from Life Take Big Bites. Moderation is for the Monks.
     

  • To speak ill of others is a dishonest way of praising ourselves...let us be above such transparent egotism
    Will Durant 

  • Today, give a stranger one of your smiles. It might be the only sunshine he sees all day.
    H. Jackson Brown, Jr. 

  • Toe: A part of the foot used to find furniture in the dark. --
    Rilla May  

  • True genius resides in the capacity for evaluation of uncertain, hazardous, and conflicting information.
    Winston Churchill 

  • Two men looked out from the prison bars, one saw mud, the other one stars.
     

  • Virtue is often the result of insufficient temptation.
    George Cheers 

  • Wanted: Meaningful overnight relationship.
     

  • We all have our time machines. Some take us back, they're called memories. Some take us forward, they're called dreams.
    Jeremy Irons 

  • We are disturbed not by the things that happen, but by our opinion of the things that happen.
    Epictetus  

  • We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
    Vince Lombardi 

  • We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
    Aesop 

  • We work to become, not to acquire.
    Elbert Hubbard 

  • What a wonderful life I've had! I only wish I'd realized it sooner.
    Anonymous 

  • When dealing with the insane, the best method is to pretend to be sane.
    Herman Hesse  

  • When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished by how much he'd learned in seven years.
    Mark Twain 




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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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