Sunday 26th January 2020 - 15:33:29 

Selected Quotations

Famous & Inspirational Quotes

  • BS has the same mathematical properties as the number 1; that is, BS raised to any power is still BS.

  • Buy land. They've stopped making it.
    Mark Twain 

  • By doing just a little every day, I can gradually let the task completely overwhelm me.
    Ashleigh Brilliant 

  • C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot. C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.
    Bjarne 'Stumpy' Stroustrup 

  • C Programmers do it recursively

  • C programmers never die, they just get cast into void

  • Chance favors the prepared mind
    Louis Pasteur 

  • China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.

  • Complex problems have simple, easy to understand, wrong answers.

  • Computer Science: solving today's problems tomorrow.

  • Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.
    Oscar Wilde 

  • cthread. cthread_fork(). Fork, thread, fork!

  • Deja Moo: The feeling you've heard this bullshit before.

  • Design is not abundance of simplicity, it is absence of complexity. Think different, think fluidly, think lean.

  • Despite the high cost of living it remains popular

  • Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!
    Will Rogers 

  • Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
    A. L. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)  

  • Discipline is remembering what you want.
    David Campbell 

  • Do everything you can to be a happy person, right now. If you think you can grouse today and then be happy someday... in the future, I'm here to tell you that happiness just doesn't work that way. Putting off happiness until 'someday' lasts forever.

  • Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
    Scottish Proverb 

  • Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
    George Burns 

  • English cuisine and English women - the foundation of a great seafarer nation!

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Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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