Rabies Diagnosed By The Doctor
The doctor examined him and backed away, saying, "I'm sorry to tell you this, but you have an advanced case of highly infectious rabies. You must have had it for some time. It will almost certainly be fatal."
"Please give me a pen and paper?" requested the businessman.
"Do you want to write your will?"
"No, I want to make a list of all the people I want to bite."