Thursday 13th May 2021 - 12:27:36 

Raped By A Cricketer


A distraught Australian woman rushed into the local police station claiming she had been raped.

The Desk Sergeant calmed her down and asked her to provide details.

She told him that it was a man of average height dressed in white and that he was wearing protective pads on his legs and forearms, additionally he had on a helmet, wire face mask and heavy protective gloves.

"That sounds as if the man was a cricketer," observed the policeman.

"Oh, yes, yes he was," replied the woman, "and what's more, I can tell you this, he was an Englishman".

"I suppose you guessed that because of his accent ," said the Sergeant.

"No, because he didn't stay in very long."

Quotes for Today:

Sign in a Chinese Pet Store: 'Buy one dog, get one flea...'

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together; that at length they may emerge, full-formed and majestic, into the delights of life, which they are thenceforth to rule.
Thomas Carlyle 

Sincerity is everything. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
George Burns  

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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