Raped By A Cricketer
The Desk Sergeant calmed her down and asked her to provide details.
She told him that it was a man of average height dressed in white and that he was wearing protective pads on his legs and forearms, additionally he had on a helmet, wire face mask and heavy protective gloves.
"That sounds as if the man was a cricketer," observed the policeman.
"Oh, yes, yes he was," replied the woman, "and what's more, I can tell you this, he was an Englishman".
"I suppose you guessed that because of his accent ," said the Sergeant.
"No, because he didn't stay in very long."