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Real Estate Salesman's Honesty

 

"This house," said the real estate salesman, "has both its good points and its bad points. To show you I'm honest, I'm going to tell you about both".

"The disadvantages are that there is a chemical plant one block south and a slaughterhouse a block north".

"What are the advantages" inquired the prospective buyer?

"The advantage is that you can always tell which way the wind is blowing".

Quotes for Today:

Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug.
Jon Lithgow 


To be wronged is nothing unless you remember it.
Confucious (Kong Fu-Zi) 


To get Maximum Enjoyment from Life Take Big Bites. Moderation is for the Monks.
 


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This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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