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Sacrifice Saved

 

Angela: So while I was visiting my friend in the hospital, some deranged man came stumbling out of his room, picked up a red-headed nurse and threw her over his shoulder. This crazy man started shouting at the topof his voice that he was going to sacrifice a virgin!

Joanne: Oh, no! What did the hospital staff do?

Angela: One intern yelled, "She's no virgin!" Then two maintenance men, three orderlies, and two MDs shouted, "I can vouch for that!"

Quotes for Today:

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever
 


BS has the same mathematical properties as the number 1; that is, BS raised to any power is still BS.
 


Buy land. They've stopped making it.
Mark Twain 


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This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

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Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

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