Wednesday 19th September 2018 - 00:12:53 

Safe Sex

 

Q. Do you know how the [insert politically incorrect race here] practice safe sex?

A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick!

Quotes for Today:

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
Paul Erdos (1913-1996) 


A morning without coffee is like something without something else.
 


A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.
George Bernard Shaw, Irish playwright, essayist and literary critic (1856-1950) 

This can save your bacon

¯\_(ツ)_/¯




The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

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