Seasonal Dentist Groaner
The dentist examines him and says, "That new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?"
The man replies, "All I can think of is that about four months ago my wife made some asparagus and put some stuff on it that was delicious... Hollandaise sauce. I loved it so much I now put it on everything — meat, toast, fish, vegetables, everything."
"Well," says the dentist, "that’s probably the problem. Hollandaise sauce is made with lots of highly corrosive lemon juice. It’s eaten away your upper plate. I’ll make you a new plate, and this time use chrome."
"Why chrome?" asks the patient.
To which the dentist replies, "It’s simple. Everyone knows that there’s no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!"