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Senior Couple Engagement

 

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are living in Florida and are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests that they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:

"Are you the owner"?

The Pharmacist answers, "Yes".

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication"?

Pharmacist: "Of course we do".

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation"?

Pharmacist: "All kinds".

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism"?

Pharmacist: "Definitely".

Jacob: "How about suppositories"?

Pharmacist: "You bet!"

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's"?

Pharmacist: "Yes. a large variety; the works".

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease"?

Pharmacist: "Absolutely".

Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion"?

Pharmacist: "We sure do".

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes"?

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes".

Jacob: "Adult diapers?

Pharmacist: "Sure".

Jacob: "We'd like to use this store for our Bridal Registry".

Quotes for Today:

Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
 


Remember, people move in the direction of praise, while criticism usually doesn't produce much movement at all, except away from the critic.
 


Search for the positive and you shall find it. Search for the negative and you shall find it. You will always find and often become what you are searching for.
 

This can save your bacon

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