Sunday 23rd September 2018 - 21:30:48 

Sex Life Insurance

 


If you sleep with your wife:

Legal and General.


If you sleep with your girlfriend:

Mutual Trust.


If you sleep with a prostitute:

Commercial Union.


If you sleep with all types:

Group Life.


If your wife lets you sleep around:

Liberty Life


Sex on the phone:

Direct Line


Sex with your partner:

Standard life


Sex with a transvestite:
Confused.com


Sex with someone different:
GoCompare.com


Sex with a fat Bird:
MoreThan.com


Sex on the back seat of a car:
SheilasWheels.com


Sex with a posh bird:
Privileged


Quotes for Today:

If you have something to say, raise your hand ... and place it over your mouth
 


If you lend someone £20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth the £20.
 


If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
Dorothy Parker  

This can save your bacon

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