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Shipwrecked, One Man And A Dozen Women


A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island.

The group consisted of 12 women and 1 man. After a few months, the women grew horny and it was decided that the man needed to take two women a day and they allowed him to have Sundays off.

One day on a day off, he was just relaxing when he noticed a boat nearing. He felt hopeful that maybe they would be rescued, at last.

The boat was almost to the island when the guy noticed it was a man in the boat. As he got out the first guy said : "Oh my God buddy, am I ever glad to see YOU..."
To which the second guy responded "Well alright sweetie! It's been a long time for me too."

The first man exclaimed "Oh hell, there go my Sundays!"

Quotes for Today:

I’ve never seen a smiling face that was not beautiful.” ~ Author

If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.

If everything seems under control, you're not going fast enough.
Mario Andretti 

This can save your bacon


The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

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