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Monday 27th June 2022 - 00:01:57 

Shopping For A New Sofa

 

Pete and I were looking at a new sofa in the furniture store.

Pete said to the salesman, "we really like it but we cannot afford to buy it.

The saleman said, "No problem, you just make a small down payment then you don't need to make another payment for six months".

What a flippin cheek! Who told then about us?

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Quotes for Today:

We are disturbed not by the things that happen, but by our opinion of the things that happen.
Epictetus  


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Vince Lombardi 


We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
Aesop 

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