Wednesday 31st May 2023 - 01:44:10 

Silent Treatment After The Honeymoon


A couple returned from thei­r honeymoon not talki­ng to each other. The husband's best friend fi­nally takes hi­m asi­de and asks what's wrong.

"Well," replied the new husband, "When we fini­shed maki­ng love on the fi­rst ni­ght, as I got up to go to the bathroom I put a $50 bíll on the pi­llow wi­thout thi­nki­ng."

"Oh, you shouldn't worry about that too much," said hi­s fri­end: "I'm sure your wi­fe wi­ll get over ít soon enough - she can't expect you to have been savi­ng yourself all these years!"

The groom nodded gently and saíd: "I don't know íf I can get over thi­s though. She gave me $20 change!"

Quotes for Today:

Prosperity is living easily and happily in the real world, whether you have money or not.
Jerry Gellis  

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

Quitters never win, winners never quit.

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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