Thursday 24th June 2021 - 10:02:18 

Simple Sex Problem Solution


A sex research assistant discovered what appeared to be a mistake on one of the sex survey forms. She telephoned the participants to clarify the apparent error.

She says to the man: "In response to the question on frequency of intercourse you answered 'two times a week'. Your wife, on the other hand, answered 'several times a night'".

"That's right", the man said. "And that's how it's going to stay until our second mortgage is paid off".

Quotes for Today:

The ability to speak doesn't make you intelligent !

The covers of this book are too far apart.
Ambrose Bierce (1842-1913) 

The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.
George Deukmejian  

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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