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Sister Mary And The Priest

 

Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of a parochial school in a very advanced state of agitation.

"Father!" she cried, "just wait until you hear this"!

The priest led the sister to a chair, and said, "Now just calm down and tell me what has you so excited"?

"Well, Father" the nun began, "I was just walking down the hall to the chapel and I heard some of the older boys wagering money"!

"A serious infraction, indeed" said the priest!

"But that's not what has me so shocked, Father", replied the nun, "it was what they were wagering on! They had wagered on a contest to see who could urinate the highest on the wall"!

"What an incredible wager" exclaimed the priest, "What did you do"?

"Well, I hit the ceiling, father".

To which the priest replied.... "How much did you win"?

Quotes for Today:

Life deals you a hand, play it the best you can. If you cant win with whats been given, you've gotta bluff it!
 


Life is a comedy to those who think, and a tragedy for those who feel.
 


Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we are here we might as well dance
 


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