Friday 17th August 2018 - 22:37:45 

Six Favorite Could Nots

 

Couldn't find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him.


Couldn't hit sand if he fell off a camel.


Couldn't hit the broad side of a barn if he were standing inside.


Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.


Couldn't think/pee his way out of a paper bag.


Couldn't write dialog for a porno flick.


CPU is always in powersave mode.


CPU not connected to the bus.


Cranial cavity filled with neutronic matter. (Really dense.)


Cranio-rectally inverted.


Cunning as a dodo bird.


Cursor's flashing but there's no response.


Dealing with him is less fun than going to the dentist.


Dealing with him is one angst worse than a blind date.


Deep as her dimples / reflection in a mirror.



...any more to add?

Quotes for Today:

If everything seems under control, you're not going fast enough.
Mario Andretti 


If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
 


If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
 

This can save your bacon

¯\_(ツ)_/¯




The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

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